Friend: calm your tits
What the fuck.
Every part of the fandom will understand how comforting this short tune is.
Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.
After you’ve become attached to the opening theme song and it changes…
I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing
i am three years behind in my math homework
Any time you have to talk to a religious person.
My cat is Toothless.